"The mystery of the missing kidneys" a story about the popular urban legend, bout people waking up in a bathtub, with their kidneys missing, with a sign next to them saying ring 911 or die

Reality
Another siren! I looked out of the window and saw that the ambulance had arrived. The sheriff and his deputy had already arrived at the building across the road 5 minutes ago. Heaps of people have already crowded around to see what is happening. I'm not going down there because there are already too many people, and besides, I can see better up here. Over the last 12 months, I have been reading in the paper how young men have been taken to hospital minus their kidneys! I figure that this is what has happened again.
My name is John Jacobson and I moved to Atlantic Cove, a quiet co…