What the world would be like without LIES.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am 5'5 with long blonde hair and have the body that resembles that of Cindy Crawford. I also attend Harvard University, have a 4.0 GPA, and will become a doctor after medical school. Not only am I smart, but I also have supernatural powers. I can fly, swim under water for longer than 4 hours at a time, and have the ability to read peoples minds. I can also tell you that John Candy was thin, Eminem the rapper has nothing against those who are gay, cigarettes are good for your health, and it is impossible to get pregnant from having sex.
Okay, so maybe I…