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Washington, DC. Office
Office of Dennis Hastert
Speaker of the House
235 Cannon HOB
Washington, D.C. 20515
Dear Mr. Hastert,
I was pleased to hear that you were interested in placing a rider for Oceanography Research of the Hawaiian Islands on the upcoming stimulus package. I've been involved in conducting Aquatic related research for the Federal Government for the past decade. Some of my more esteemed projects included the 'Study of Inoculation of the semi-transparent Sea Turtle', 'Why Sea Otters and Orca Whales don't get along', 'Salmon are from the Atlantic, Halibut are from the Paci…